My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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