whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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