If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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