So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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