Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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