In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I supernannyed him into submission
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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