Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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