Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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