nut hugger
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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