I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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