Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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