How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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