We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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