There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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