Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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