I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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