Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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