I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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