Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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