This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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