I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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