You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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