talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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