So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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