My girlfriend figured out who you are.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
