I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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