were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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