Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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