You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
