why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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