Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
