And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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