So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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