i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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