you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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