dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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