so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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