Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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