Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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