brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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