bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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