porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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