The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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Watching her eat just hurts me
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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