Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
People with herpes should wear stickers.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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