and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You have to summon your inner elephant
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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