he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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