these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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