i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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