we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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