Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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