Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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