If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
did i walk over a car last night?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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