I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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