Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well you can't waste a boner
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You are the jesus of drinking
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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