alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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