Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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