Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
NoShamevember. You game?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize