He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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