I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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