You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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