if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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