she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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